by ballin is a habit January 5, 2010

Person of deceiving character that, in order to accomplish his/her goals, they befriend other people that are essential to their scope with whom they build one sided relationships.
The way a low investment person works is by keeping the other person in the relationship "hooked" by giving them bits and pieces of attention and value from time to time that leaves them wanting more.
These people are to be found on social media, business environments, friendships and in romantic relationships.
The way a low investment person works is by keeping the other person in the relationship "hooked" by giving them bits and pieces of attention and value from time to time that leaves them wanting more.
These people are to be found on social media, business environments, friendships and in romantic relationships.
- Did you see that Michael didn't help Alex promote his new book?
- Yes, it's crazy because Alex helped Michael a lot in promoting his book when he released it.
- Ugh, he is such a low investment person!
- Yes, it's crazy because Alex helped Michael a lot in promoting his book when he released it.
- Ugh, he is such a low investment person!
by JulianaJax December 4, 2020

The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.
Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?
Yeah, it is the only time I will go now
Yeah, it is the only time I will go now
by __naux__ November 19, 2024

The shittiest of shitty shit who think they're great so they prance about with a high esteem thinking they tower over everyone and do stupid shit that just disrupts others and proves they are, in fact, low open.
by whydoineedahandlethatsdumb September 21, 2014

by High_Low.00 May 28, 2023

When a seemingly heterosexual man likes to engage in sex with other men butt keeps it's on the down low.
Often in anonymous situations, and would more then likely deny if called out.
Often in anonymous situations, and would more then likely deny if called out.
After Jim couldn't find a woman to sleep with at the party he goes on grindr to find a male to seek release and switches from heterosexual male to a down low booty banger
by Chubs4mufintops December 17, 2024

A situation where a client named Ram intentionally or inadvertently forgets all the advice you have given them. They use their low memory constraint as justification to f*** you whenever they get the opportunity.
Co-worker: "I know we told Ram about this a month ago? Why is he acting like this is the first time we talked about this?"
Me: "He's just Low-Ram'ing you. He's incapable of behaving differently. It's not your fault - he needs a memory upgrade."
Me: "He's just Low-Ram'ing you. He's incapable of behaving differently. It's not your fault - he needs a memory upgrade."
by Anon84121 March 24, 2021
