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Kentucky Uncle

When a man is brushing his teeth while taking a shower and the paste drops down and lands on ones meatus causing a stinging sensation.
I was trying to get a head start to my day by brushing my teeth in the shower and accidentally gave myself a Kentucky Uncle.
by Kentucky uncle Kenny April 2, 2022
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Kentucky Thumb

When you shoot a women in the neck during sex and proceed to violently fuck the shit out of her neck hole with your thumb shaped dick.
"Hey did you see that Brandon Herrera porno where he gave her the Kentucky Thumb?"
"No Brian. Why the fuck would I want to see that"
by Solver20 May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

When your girl is bleeding from her lady bits and you stop the bleeding with your thumb.
She was having a monster period so I gave her the Kentucky Thumb
by AlmightyWam May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

A sex position involving sticking your thumb into someone’s jugular
by ThatUnluckySlapRound May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

When you are doing her doggy style and you stick your thumb in her ass right before she cums
I was slamming against her butt cheeks, and she started to hit that high pitch squeal so I licked my thumb and gave her the ole’ Kentucky Plug and she just started shaking!
by Dilly Dilly May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

The legendary move that can be used for both the saving of lives and for her pleasure...

Used by the legend himself, Kentucky Ballistics.
Did you hear about Kentucky Ballistics' accident? His Kentucky Plug saved the day! Crazy stuff, man!
by El_Zeekador May 20, 2021
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Kentucky plug

When you just need to sick a thumb in it. When you want your girl or guy if your into that, to be impressed give them the Kentucky plug. It's great to us in both holes. It's also a great way to save your life. When its sexy time or plugging a hole in your neck use the Kentucky thumb all you need is your thumb.
Kentucky plug: I didn't stick a thumb in it I wouldn't be here. All jokes aside glad your still here and I hope you find this funny.
by Scoots47 May 20, 2021
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