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Jimmy Ham

Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.
"Jimmy Ham, the youngest son of the Porkston Family."
"Hey Adrian Pork, Did Jimmy Ham call you?"
by Pork Historical Society September 27, 2024
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Jimmy

That one kid from kindergarten who traded toys with you.

Then during nap time you decided it was a shit trade, so you told his sorry ass to hit the road.
Ya I pulled a Jimmy on him, HAHA YAAAA YEEEET.
by boberson4444 April 7, 2022
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Jimmy Donaldson

Jimmy is Mr. Beast, the (almost) master of YouTube, after T-Series, which their Kids Hub is not kid friendly, and they have too many channels. But anyways, back to Mr. Beast. He has been buried underground and stuck in ice, and has survived. They have not yet had a history book about him.
Ted: Who is Mr. Beast?
John: You do not know him?
Ted: Is he Nick Fury?
John: No, you idiot! He is Jimmy Donaldson!
Ted: I know him, he is…
John: Finally!
Ted: … Tony Stark!
John: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡
Ted is dead.
by MyPseudonym: This is it September 21, 2023
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Buff jimmy

He is in love with baba girl and he is going against big boy to get baba girl by the way the rock will be in the new show buff Jimmy’s Story
Why does baba girl have to be ugly to me but not to buff Jimmy
by Cooldude567388 April 29, 2022
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Jimmied

1. Getting shitface drunk off 3 and a half pints.

Alex: "Yup I've 25 Euro in my Rev can't wait to get Jimmied tonight!"

2. Doing a shot and then throwing up all over yourself.

Lorcan: "Ah bollix that tequila shot has me Jimmied, anyone know where the jacks is?"

3. Getting on the bag.
Jamie: "Yup just scored a sniffy white who's getting Jimmied tonight?"
Jimmy: *singing* "DARLIN I TOLDDDDD YA"
Im absolutely fucking Jimmied boys who's getting a snap
by DesDesmond September 5, 2025
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Jimmy

Pulls and has a big d jimmy
by Kickersewq November 22, 2023
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Jimmy

You: whos jimmy?
Jimmy: Im gay
by Morapuler March 22, 2022
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