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Stream jumps

Term given to spatial gaps within a continuous stream.
"Wow somehow I hit the stream with those ridiculous stream jumps"
by wiwit October 23, 2019
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Hoop jumping

That's just a bunch of arbitrary hooping jumping.

Hym "Really. It's like you're all in your little lanes jumping through your arbitrary hoops and I'm just meandering around the gymnasium and now you're shouting at me to get back in my lane as through the teacher is going to come back and yell at all of us. You couldn't stand to see someone not use them because you know they don't need to be there and think 'If I didn't have to use the hoops I'd have a better outcome' but by using my thing you acknowledge I would have done just fine anyway if nobody had the hoops. They just don't need to be there. It comes in the form of a definition but the movie isn't just something he thought up one day it's based on my critique of societies apathy towards people who are churned out by bureaucracy and employment (or did I 'drop a gun in front of children' in a place where small dicks and big dicks and erotica and conspiracy theories and naming your friends and non-celebrities reign supreme and violate a boundry that is superordinate to all other rule breaking?) And you can say 'Well, it's an appalling take. He didn't have to kill those people... He could have... Um... BECOME HOMELESS and, therefore, rendered moot (There are already a lot of those and, like violence, homeless and the threat of homelessness is used as a form of social control which is why nothing ever happens about EITHER)'
But how is it any more appalling than 'A curated meritocracy where YOUR (and not necessarily anyone elses) kids always win and YOU approve of everyone who "succeeds" (fucks your daughter)'? We all have to validate your parenting pseudo-deity fetish 'Because muh babies!' It's sick. And it's pretend. Pretend world! Remember that? Pretend world? That's an oldy and a goody. Pretend world... 😮 💨 Good times 😁 But yeah that's all just a bunch of hoop jumping you want people to have to do."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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Tuck jump

The initial forward progress taking towards having your penis cut off.
I had been considering changing my gender to become a female, for a long time. But I finally went forward and made the tuck jump.
by Red jiggy January 8, 2019
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Mario Jumped

Having a Cobold Rape your face in a game of Dnd
The Elf was mario jumped, and then ridiculed by all his friends.
by FlimsyYam November 23, 2010
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jump shart

When you've accepted the fart you can't hold, and you still shit yourself
I was in the elevator and was trying to hold the fart, upon release I jump sharted
by yodrian July 21, 2016
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jumping castle

when you jump on a dick till it gets so swollen it looks like a jumping castle
i had a go at james jumping castle yesterday, i was flying
by keishaneg September 12, 2025
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Jump Your Nuts

When a woman fucks a man's brains out. She is sexually aggressive towards the man.
Fool, yo momma jumped Cecil's nuts! Man: Baby, you can jump my nuts! Woman: I'm gonna jump yo fucking nuts Cecil! Let me jump your nuts!
by SourPatch12 November 17, 2018
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