ol' irish steamwhistle

a prankster yanks on your scrotum so hard your heart stops

Paddy almost died when Liam gave him the ol' irish steamwhistle.

by BigBuddha76 March 4, 2016

Irish Lullaby

The act of taking 4 shots of whiskey in under a minute

"Last night I took an Irish Lullaby before the party"

by Big Richard 6T9 November 1, 2018

irish sweatpants

Sweat Pants that are cut off to make shorts

The Jorts of sweat pants.

Bobby Tool Bags wore his Irish sweatpants to the bar.

by Dusty Nuggets August 6, 2017

anti-irish emite

someone who is rasicst against the irish

person1:jeff is really rasicst against the new irish guy person2:i know he an anti-irish emite

by zenobeno January 3, 2019

Irish handshake

Putting your unwashed fingers into a friend's beer when they are not looking. Especially after coming from the toilet.

You remember the time I gave Seamus a good ol' Irish handshake in the pub?

by theseamus July 23, 2018

Traditional Irish

Meaning, "Not Irish"

Most countries don't place their nation's name before an invention. Eg: they are called trains, not British trains, Washing Machines not German Washing Machines, Gas lighting, not Dutch Gas lighting. The Irish have cottoned on to this fact and come up with a cunning strategy. You take something foreign and place the words "Traditional Irish" in front of and the people are generally so stupid they simply believe it.

Traditional Irish Bouzouki, Traditional Irish Flute, Traditional Irish Jig, Traditional Irish Hornpipe, Traditions Irish Guitar, Traditional Irish Didgeridoo, Traditional Irish Shepherd's Pie, Traditional Irish Pizza, Traditional Irish Sushi, Traditional Irish Eskimo Dancing, ect..............

by Lillburne August 10, 2018

laughing in irish

An irish man laughing

Jackseptickeye laughs*

Subtitle:laughing in irish

by Panda/Goat January 19, 2019