the hood whore

Usually an ugly duckling who thinks she is hot shit. They get pregnant in high school by your local drug dealer who only sells grams of weed. She usually engages in sex for cigarettes and drugs. The hood whore is believed to be learned behavior(Usually gets it from her mama). The hood whore tends to brag about sleeping with men in relationships. She is usually in and out of your local county jail. She will brag about being crazy and petty. The hood whore has no motivation and bad hygiene. You can usually find your hood whore in a low budget hotel, the abortion clinic, your towns local bar, and the welfare office. She will brag about getting to a “bag”(check) while working 22 hours a week making $8.55 a hour. The hood whore is usually infested with STI’s.

Sean- I have to go get checked out. I herd Brittany had a STI. I slept with her without a condom on and I’m freaking out!

Tori- that’s what you get for having unprotected sex with the hood whore. She sleeps with everyone bro.

by The realist woman November 16, 2017

Hood Rich

You got a pinky ring with crushed diamonds but you still making the payments for it.

I am finally hood rich

by MustaphaThePharaoh November 20, 2017

hood ham sandwich

When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.

I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy

by BrendoWithTheExtendo November 28, 2017

Hood Momma

A woman in your neighborhood who sees kids who don't seem to be cared enough for like hungry n dirty lonly kids and/or the gang or runaway youth n helpfeed them n let them come over to feel safe.

Wow! That hood momma really has a full house tonight!

by Momma D! May 8, 2018

hood expat

Former residents of the hood who leave their old communities for greener, usually suburban pastures, and may or may not bring some of their milder hood ways with them.

Man, I can't wait til we close on our house and get the hell out this ghetto ass neighborhood.

Don't worry. It's a bunch of hood expats out there so you'll fit right in. Ol bougie ass lol

by Soapy Ama May 12, 2018

woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

hood richard

Nigga that thinks they ghetto but is mark ass trick

Dude the nigga Carlton ain't no thug he a hood Richard

by MarkyMark & the funky bunch June 14, 2016