Google Map

When you're so bored that you get out your small ass laptop and find your location in 3D. Google Mapping is a sign of complete utter stupidity.

Alex: Yo i'm bored so i'm going to Google Map
You: This is why you have no friends Alex

by Tasty_Spaghetti March 15, 2018

Google Account Recovery

Google Account Recovery is who you fight with when you want your account back.

FROM: ******@*****.**

Dear Google Account Recovery,

I am waiting for nearly a month. Please kindly let me into my account even though I lost ... and cannot as of now.

Thanks,
************

by gogglesupport May 27, 2018

Google Cardboard

VR on the cheap, Unfortunately only 3DoF but a good deal, got mine for 9€ or about 10 US Dollars. Needs a smartphone with a Gyroscope, and may or may not have head straps

Mario: Yo dude I can do VR, and I only spent 9 euros!
Luigi: How dude?
Mario: I bought a Google Cardboard!
Luigi: Woah Cook my brudda

by HoloKolaMasterRace January 3, 2021

Google-safe

adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.

noun. Google-safety.

"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."

"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."

by ryzander June 4, 2012

Google Bitchapottamus

A fat ass know it all that is a bitch of larger than life proportions.

The google bitchapottamus is a chat personality that gives google searches a voice...the only thing is, a google bitchapottumus is SUCH a smartass, she doesn't have to google it.

by paige111902 November 12, 2012

Google Dockey

A slang term for 'Google Dock' commonly used when a person makes an apology/debunk of a recent and or current drama, usually used as if the response is absolute bullshit. Or just drawing attention to it. The origin of this meme is from twitter user: Milburry13. In which they call out an apology made by an artist. In this video, the classic 'chicken jockey' scene from: A Minecraft Movie, is dubbed with Garett saying: ''They wanna make an apology?'' and Steve responding: ''Google Dockey!'' the titular line. If you mention this meme; PLEASE include the video. Or don't. I couldn't care less.

''My apology'' -Controversialguy283 ''Google Dockey!'' -Respondergal981

by Deltarune Tomorrow. May 18, 2025

google

A very good search engine, which is good but sometimes misleading and ruined due to google maps and google shopping. It is powered by web servers which provides all google data (for the search) and was probably based on Yahoo (its precursor). It is also the company which owns Youtube.

Google Search:
Guy: *types anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nag a ram
Guy: *types define anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nerd fame again

Google Maps:
Guy: *types Five Nights at freddy's*
Google Maps: Five nights at freddy, 423 Street Street, United States
Guy: FNAF ISN'T REAL, CEC/Showbiz/Disney World (Florida) is the real equivalents.

by JadenTheMoose September 14, 2022