February 28

National lose your virginity day… let your bf pop your cherry

Hey babe… its February 28, come fuck me!

by Boiperson1236 October 4, 2021

february 35

The day when you get bitches

Yeah I'll fuck you february 35

by Tactical Boneman April 5, 2023

Fingering February

A girl has to get fingered every Friday by a different boy .

Person 1: are u gonna do fingering February ?

Person 2: ya I can pull different boys it’s easy

Person 1 : Gowan girlll

by Definitions girl __ November 5, 2018

January February March April May June July August September October November December (2)

JaFeMaApMaJuJuAuSeOcNoDe - jafemapjujasocnod - jamapjuscod japjored jabored jbored bored bored bored

Ignore my previous definition when i say "congrats you passed as any human can be bored" that doesn't make any sense, I meant that there are not many people who type all the months when bored because they have qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and stuff like that.

Im so bored i will search January February March April May June July August September October November December (2)

by tecopux January 18, 2022

February Fruhauf

Someone who only goes to the gym every February 29th.

Cool guy: 'Hey Eric going to the gym today?'
Eric: 'No. It's not my year'
Cool guy: 'You're such a February Fruhauf '

by Nigella June 29, 2007

February

Do u wanna know why February is the shortest month? Because that's when all the short people are born!

Me: Johana, why am i so short??
Johana: Cause, u were born in February!
Me: dang it!!😡😡😡😡

by Shadow_Gacha November 9, 2019

February 11

National give your enemy your phone day

Rich kid: you have such an old phone

Poor kid: it’s February 11

Rich kid: oh shit

by anonymous November 9, 2020