Family

Family is people who give you free food. And people who give you free food are family.

"Family is free food" - nej 2019
Rebecca: Ohana means food.

John: No it means family you dumbass.

Karen: Guys chill, no need to be worked up. Because you're both wrong! Since family means free food. And free food means family. Family is free food! How can you guys be so stupid?

Rebecca & John : 💀💀💀
by Shunshun June 12, 2019
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Family

Vin Diesel, that’s it.
He will show up, if you’re looking in the mirror and repeated “Family” five times.

He will also act as your spirit ghost and karate chop anyone in your way… and why is that? Because you’re FAMILY.
by IdkButMeh July 17, 2021
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People connected either biologically or by strong feelings of love and acceptance. Not strictly between a parent and a child but also between two lovers or two friends.
Family is often much more complicated that it might be thought to be.
by Im worth it June 05, 2020
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Family

I hope I am wrong.
An ill family member I sensed…
But it is probably my skilled overthinking
Or not so skilled…

Anyway, love to you and your family I send
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Family

1 Ones relatives

2 When used in the name of an organization, the word "family" can imply that this group is extremely anti gay.
"Fuck, what happened to your face, Roy?"
"I got ambushed by those "Family Values" thugs as i got off the bus.
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someone you engage in sexual activities with
hey sis suck my dick before i pound ur ass
ok i guess you are family after all
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A group bonded by blood, love, and or a love of high speed cars.
Eh, were family here.
by Mr. Eltzroth September 27, 2022
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