dirt head

Someone with dreads who chooses to look homeless but actually isn’t. A trust-fund young adult with outspoken socialist political leanings and filthy clothes often stinking of patchouli or other incense. Dirt heads can typically be found loitering in small groups, generally with dogs and often with musical instruments. Can often be found busking in urban settings or attending small-venue indie musical acts.

Have you seen Abby recently? She’s a dirt head now. Her armpit hair is dirtier than my nutsac after I wiped my ass back-to-front.

by Uncle Butt March 22, 2023

dirt wall

When someone you hate gives you the no talk, and dirty looks.

Shes a brat!!

Well, give her the dirt wall

by DirtyPotato February 7, 2018

Bagging in the Dirt House

Having secret sex in either your or your partner’s grandparents house.

“Hey do you want to hang out this weekend?”

“Sorry, Sarah and I are going to be Bagging in the Dirt House, we might not have any free time”

by Phat Sugar July 24, 2024

Dirt book

A book with names of people you don’t like/have bad feelings towards, see also “shitlist”

“You’re in my dirt book now”
“People in my dirt book should hope to never run into me”

by katkatkatkatka May 22, 2025

sticky dirt bomb

when you fart after ejaculation into the rectum and the semen seeps out

Adam: Yo Brain, I just heard that Sharon dropped a sticky dirt bomb on her way to work, is she okay?
Brain: *sigh* I'm not sure

by thanos clap May 15, 2020

Dirt rally 2.0

A rally game that makes you wish you never existed

I died on dirt rally 2.0

by HOISL5 May 7, 2021

Midnight dirt bike

A large, cheek clapping fart that arrives, unexpectedly in the dead of night, from a sleeping dispenser.

I see you kick started the midnight dirt bike again last night!

by anonymous May 23, 2022