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by Could be connor April 12, 2024
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Even Voldemort said “the boy who rizzed come to die”
Even Voldemort said “the boy who rizzed come to die”
by Could be connor April 12, 2024
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by annoynamousssssteehee April 20, 2024
Get the Connor mug.Connor "Unc" Knee is arguably the greatest and most clutch basketball player to ever touch the hardwood. Unc graced the court throughout the 1990s and shortly in the 21st century, dominating throughout his time on the professional level with 4 rings and 2 back to back championships (93, 94, 97, 98). Unc is classified from his distinct cough that plagued him throughout his career - imagine Michael Jordan's "Flu Game" throughout an entire career. Unc averaged 24 ppg, 4 3pm on 47% accuracy, but also has never recorded an assist in a professional game. When questioned about this in '08, he simply stated "Unc don't swing the rock". He is known for his perimeter shooting, as well as his drive and finish underneath; however, his most iconic moment is probably when he shot the game 7 series winning 3 in 94 to go back to back, and famously shouted "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" (nobody called him Unc as he was only 26 in 1994). Unc later claimed that he retired only after Shaq joined the Heat in 2004. He is quoted as saying, "Damn that brother huge". (After Shaq gave him the pass in an exchange to retire).
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Unc.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.
You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.
But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in 93, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. 95 and 96 were hard years for us baby, but in 97 you made history happen. You came back from 4-0.
I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Connor "Unc" Knee.
You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.
But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in 93, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. 95 and 96 were hard years for us baby, but in 97 you made history happen. You came back from 4-0.
I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Connor "Unc" Knee.
by #1 UNC NEPHEW April 22, 2024
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Bro is always rocking the weirdest haircut ever.
You can always catch bro driving a 1988 Yugo GV.
Bro becomes 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 when he sees BBC.
He'll treat you like a piece of shit at all times, even then you haven't done anything wrong.
Don't let him get too zesty around you or he'll drain your balls in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
And he'll gluck your wiener into oblivion.
This applies to ALL Connors.
Do not believe any Connor saying they're different from this.
Bro is always rocking the weirdest haircut ever.
You can always catch bro driving a 1988 Yugo GV.
Bro becomes 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 when he sees BBC.
He'll treat you like a piece of shit at all times, even then you haven't done anything wrong.
Don't let him get too zesty around you or he'll drain your balls in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
And he'll gluck your wiener into oblivion.
This applies to ALL Connors.
Do not believe any Connor saying they're different from this.
Dude 1: Yo is Connor coming to your house tonight?
Dude 2: I dunno man, from rumors I hear, he drains the balls of his victims in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
Dude 1: Best to be safe. By the way, did you get the bug spray that Laura was asking for?
Dude 2: Yup, it's in the back seat in a Walmart bag in my truck, I'll get it to her tomorrow.
Dude 1: Do you wanna go to Cracker Barrel after the football game?
Dude 2: I'm down.
Dude 2: I dunno man, from rumors I hear, he drains the balls of his victims in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
Dude 1: Best to be safe. By the way, did you get the bug spray that Laura was asking for?
Dude 2: Yup, it's in the back seat in a Walmart bag in my truck, I'll get it to her tomorrow.
Dude 1: Do you wanna go to Cracker Barrel after the football game?
Dude 2: I'm down.
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