coffee

Person A: How are you not sleepy yet? It's nearly 5am and you still haven't slept!
Person B: Oh, I just had some coffee a couple hours ago.
by gay for ur mum February 16, 2022
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Coffee

I mean, I'm going to be having coffee either way...
Hym "Coffee? The would undoubtedly be the weirdest fucking thing that has ever happened."
by Hym Iam September 01, 2023
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Coffee

Code Word For, "Sex"
"you wan't some coffee" as in You Wan't This BBC
by wickybtw December 30, 2021
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thrift store coffee

When a person drinks the spent coffee from his own or another’s anemia.
Dave: Hey this coffee is horrible where did you get it?

Tyler: that’s some thrift store coffee left over from last night.

Dave: I love the extra taste it adds.
by Coffeeman400 May 10, 2019
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Coffee Black

A friendly ghost that was brought to life on September 21, 2021. Coffee Black not only shows outstanding qualities of leadership and perseverance, he is a very personable ghost, and likes to party as well. All of this being said, Coffee is a big fan of the ladies, and let's just say the ladies are a big fan of him. Whether he is getting twerked on, punched on, or being inflated, CB always keeps his poker face. Coffee is not like other ghosts, Black protects us year round. As our incorporeal friend says, "I am here for a ghoul-d time, not a long time." Thank you Coffee, we love you and will always be here for you.
Person A: "Hey guys, what's Coffee Black up to?"
The guys: "Oh, Coffee is prob just standing in the family room getting some Ass (pronounced Ayse)."
Person A: *sees Coffee* "Oh yo Coffee, what's good?"
Coffee Black: ""
Person A: Ride on brotha
by coffeeblack31 February 05, 2022
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Coffee Shark

When a glass of coffee is spiked with a floating sunstance.
"Man, i never expected to get a coffee shark"
by Penbutt er September 07, 2018
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Chocolate Coffee

Akin to piss in taste. If you have every watched Bear Grills guzzle his on piss, you can now imagine how chocolate coffee tastes.
Friend: “Oh God, that man on TV is chugging piss from snake skin!”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”
by Number1 piss lover November 06, 2021
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