something you cannot handle for more than 5 seconds, causing you to "unplug this bastard". Charlie Sheen's Brain is like this, due to it being filled with tigers blood, the consistent banging of seven gram rocks, and insane amounts of Winning and bi-winning.
(You probably couldn't handle Charlie Sheen's Brain anyway, because you didn't bring enough gum for everyone.)
(You probably couldn't handle Charlie Sheen's Brain anyway, because you didn't bring enough gum for everyone.)
Normal Boring Guy 1: "Dude i tried using Charlie Sheen's Brain, but i was like "DUDE CANT HANDLE IT, UNPLUG THIS BASTARD."
Normal Boring Guy 2: "Maybe you should have brought enough gum for everyone"
Normal Boring Guy 2: "Maybe you should have brought enough gum for everyone"
by headstrong19 March 13, 2011
Translated from French, means "I am Charlie". It is a slogan adopted in protest to a murderous January 7, 2015, attack on the Paris-based publication of "Charlie Hebdo". The attack was perpetrated by Islamic extremist in retaliation for the publication's lampooning of Mohammad. Over 4 million marched to the slogan, effectively standing up for every person's God-given right to be an obnoxious asshole.
by Brianator37 January 12, 2015
that other definition thats there is just the pussy version. Its so much more fuckin hilarous that that guy says. Its charlie brown characters talking south bronx language to each other. Its a movie that all language should be referred to and written on here. If you watched it you would laugh your ass off. Just search for :charlie brown kwanzaa: on google or yahoo or whatever search site floats your fucking boat .. dont argue with me about which mothafuckin search site to use
dude did you ever watch charlie brown kwanzaa ? its the funniest fuckin video on the internet ive ever seen in my whole life.
by MYNAMEIST January 23, 2007
A variation of a charliehorse that is aim at either the tip of the urethra or the ending portion of the rectum resulting in an awkward feeling that you have been violated by way of a creepy uncle...
Named Charlie.
Named Charlie.
"dude why are you walking so funny"
"i have a butt ache"
"wtf? -- why!?!"
"because that douchenozzle kyle gave me an uncle charlie to the rectum it sucked"
"i have a butt ache"
"wtf? -- why!?!"
"because that douchenozzle kyle gave me an uncle charlie to the rectum it sucked"
by Lukanian-7 / RedAlert9098 March 29, 2009
1. A socially undesirable and cringe-worthy loser.
2. A man who considers themselves to be a "big-shot" or a "player" and no one else agrees.
3. A man who tries to be funny or impress people and fails miserably.
4. A man who attempts to make people laugh (often at some one elses expense) but fails to do so.
5. A man who attempts to make others laugh at some one else but faces back-lash with a sharp and witty reponse and becomes the laughing-stock themself.
5. A cock-monger
6. Some one to either be deservedly avoided or mocked.
7. A social degenerate
(noun)
2. A man who considers themselves to be a "big-shot" or a "player" and no one else agrees.
3. A man who tries to be funny or impress people and fails miserably.
4. A man who attempts to make people laugh (often at some one elses expense) but fails to do so.
5. A man who attempts to make others laugh at some one else but faces back-lash with a sharp and witty reponse and becomes the laughing-stock themself.
5. A cock-monger
6. Some one to either be deservedly avoided or mocked.
7. A social degenerate
(noun)
A:"This will be funny here he comes thinkin he's cool."
B:"Who's that?"
A:"I don't actually remember his name, but he's definately a big-time-charlie"
B:"Who's that?"
A:"I don't actually remember his name, but he's definately a big-time-charlie"
by Bigtoke September 08, 2009
charlie harper
also called charlie sheen
Is a perverted drug addicted low life queen that lives in his brother's house, he is also listed by CA Sheriff Dept as a sexual offender concerning pedophilia. He also likes to fuck with his old mother that pays his brother so Harper may stay in his brother's house, his queen-like sexual addiction is based on his loss of masculinity due to his sexual affairs with his mother while he was young.
On 19th of April 2010 Charlie Harper was sentenced to 14 years of prison because he raped japanese schoolgirls under his synonyme Charlie Waffles.
So either judge will release him on probation otherwise 2 and a half men will not continue
also called charlie sheen
Is a perverted drug addicted low life queen that lives in his brother's house, he is also listed by CA Sheriff Dept as a sexual offender concerning pedophilia. He also likes to fuck with his old mother that pays his brother so Harper may stay in his brother's house, his queen-like sexual addiction is based on his loss of masculinity due to his sexual affairs with his mother while he was young.
On 19th of April 2010 Charlie Harper was sentenced to 14 years of prison because he raped japanese schoolgirls under his synonyme Charlie Waffles.
So either judge will release him on probation otherwise 2 and a half men will not continue
by lksujfosf May 13, 2010
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