Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

Christmas Woman

Mrs. Claus basically
In lieu to the German interpretation of the word "Santa" (in this case it would be Mrs. Claus). Mostly used by people from Weener, Eastfrisia.

“Who is married to christmas man?”
“Christmas woman obviously.”

by ghistbek March 26, 2025

wet christmas

christmas but its actually raining instead of snow

this year is a wet christmas unfortunately

by the rizz god December 24, 2023

Christmas bastard

A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.

Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.

by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019

christmas chaos scp

the number #1 oceana scp sl discord server full of sweaty players and a good time
(discord.gg/christmaschaos)

yo bro you wanna go play scp sl on christmas chaos scp with me?

christmas chaos scp new chronicles clips just dropped

tmouse is the worse player in Christmas chaos scp

by rizzler656 August 2, 2023

DeJoy of Christmas

The special feeling one has around the holidays when first-class mail takes more than a week to reach its destination.

“I got your card the day after Christmas.”
“Now we can celebrate DeJoy of Christmas!”

by pseudopoz January 1, 2025

Christmas Federation

It's another way of describing a Christmas event, whether it's a party, festival, or special occasion marking the holiday.

The Christmas Federation will be a great celebration this year

by Christmas Federation June 11, 2025