crack patch

the fuzzy patch of hair right above a guy's butt crack, usually triangular in shape. Unfortunately, some girls have it too. Some guys will manscape this area and shave it. Others prefer to keep it au naturel.

When Jim bent over to pick up the bowling ball, Sally was disgusted at the sight of his crack patch.

by chillerlingo January 8, 2012

Crush crack

The breaking point to wich the lines of friendship and romance in a relationship between two people are blurred to complete utter confusion resulting in frustration, IE: vague text replys, mixed signals, and lack of acknowledgment for the other person on an affectionate level. This is usually in the case of having a crush on an individual who's ambiguous responses leave the other individual riddled with hormonal rage till they flip either their shit or dignity to somehow save face before falling victim to the friend zone, thus leading to a climax of arguing, interrogation or abandonment of an ambiguous crush, thus cracking under pressure.

John: hey how's that thing going with Sally?

James: I just flipped shit and told her to stop leading me on, she wasn't being direct enough, I didn't know if she really liked me back

John: sounds like you had Crush Crack

by Atticus Bukowski November 16, 2013

Shadow crack

When a girl doesnt have panties on in a white dress and you can see the shadow of her ass crack.

Damn. Did you see that bitches shadow crack? She definitely aint got no draws on.

by Cline22 February 23, 2019

dad crack

Dad crack, an attempt at humour usually made by a dad or out of touch 40+ year old. A remark is made to try and generate humour however is perceived as not funny or simply dad crack.

A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.

"Did you get a free bucket and spade with those shoes?"- a typical example of dad crack

by Thefurher November 19, 2013

Bass Crack

The area below the bass but before the ass crack

it was so hot i could feel the sweat in my bass crack

by basscrack April 13, 2023

CRACK POWER

Crackhead strengthison , kind of is not for the people's only the crackhead manez

“Marmow , you gots it , remember CRACK POWER”

by CheapMayo April 22, 2022

CRACK FAIRY

GIRL WHO SEEMS TO ONLY SHOW UP WHEN YOU HAVE CRACK AND THEN LEAVES WHEN ITS GONE

WHAT A CRACK FAIRY......TINKERBELL ONLY COMES AROUND WHEN SHE KNOWS YOU HAVE DOPE AND THEN SHE LEAVES!!!1

by pirece69 June 14, 2018