California Porridge

A combination of feces of 2 or more people creating a soupy porridge.

"The children created a California porridge again.Son of a bitch..."

by Word that are the truth February 3, 2020

California Slamdown

The act of randomly jumping on your sexual partner with enough inertia to cause the entire room to shake like an earthquake in California

Alright baby, get ready for the California Slamdown I’m bout ta cause a earthquake up in this bitch

by Retarded_stove May 16, 2019

California Standoff

noun. When two people recognize each other from social media in real life but neither party will admit to recognizing the other.

Becky: I was in a California Standoff the other night at Nobu.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?

Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.

by The Plumber080 March 4, 2021

california green

A red traffic light.

"Wow, did you see that? That driver just ran a california green and almost t-boned that car."

by Metalkiss October 6, 2017

California Snickers

A California Snickers is when a women has uncontrollable bouts of laughter during a climax or orgasm.

Bruh! that bitch had the california snickers.

by Legion13 March 22, 2016

California Blowdrier

When your partner swings it around on your face after dipping it in gluten-free almond milk

I gave my wife a California Blowdrier last night, it was messy but she liked it

by damianevens49 June 25, 2024

California

California is a communist country lying on the Pacific Coast. It borders the United States and Mexican state of Baja California. With 39 million residents across an area of 163,696 square miles (423,970 km2),

I was arrested in California for saying I dislike biden!

by Downwithcommunism August 1, 2024