Spooped my booke

Definitely a real actual thing real actual people say all the time. It's randomly improvised in place of sayings people actually say like, "scared me silly".

"Skinamarink... spooped my booke."

by GhostFrog7 December 20, 2023

Book High

When you sit down at noon to read and the next thing you know, it's 6:30 pm

Man, that was a long Book High

by Hepatizon Electrum Sulfide January 06, 2015

Hallow book

A large book with a shape ( usually square ) cut out of hundreds of pages. Used to hide things in.

I was watching COPS and this guy had a hallow book with a knife and some pot in it.

by Eric Hollman October 25, 2009

Business end of the phone book

The spine or binding of a large phone book used to bop em.

Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book after not checking BC01 for metal

by Tight lipped tommy May 31, 2024

Bog Book

Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.

"Man, I'm touchin' cloth here- Have you seen my Bog Book?"

by Luckiii November 05, 2011

Prechapter Book

A children’s book that is between a picture book and a chapter book in size and word count.

Evan graduated from picture books to prechapter books!

by Pika Bunny August 22, 2018

Mexican book

When you shit in a library book and light it on fire then piss it out then you return that book to the library wait for somebody to find the pages I had to shit on it and close it in that nerds face

Haha you shit in that mexican book

by Desi Drake December 19, 2019