Muff Blasting

The female equivalent of Manspreading. The act of sitting with one's legs wide open, particularly while wearing a dress or skirt, so that the "muff" (crude term for a woman's genitals) is open to the air or "blasting" the room.

"Did you see how Marie was sitting earlier? She was totally Muff Blasting the whole room."

by RyeDomaine June 24, 2025

Wok-Blasted

To be totally shit-faced. Obliterated.

Daryl: "Man, i'm getting wok-blasted tonight!"

by txbe October 7, 2025

flavor blasted

When you have a sensitive and eat something that gives you bad diarrhea all night long

Hannah i ate cheese and got flavor blasted.

by hanagivesblowjobs September 27, 2015

Blast

Back in ancient times - like the '60's - 70's many people would have a lot of fun and a great time. When they would talk about to others they would say they "Had a blast!" They had a fantastic time.

"I LOVE my new car! Drove it to California and back! Had a blast!"
"Went out dancing with the girls. Out late! Had a blast!"
"Today we rafted down the river. Several rapids! Whoohoo! Had a blast!!!"

by Millyunair18 September 19, 2017

Sand Blasting

To have romantic relations on the beach. In the wild animal position while Chewbacca noises are made. One sticks their thumb in their into their mouth moist if their flange. Then take the wet and moist thumb and insert it into the sand below your knees. Then secretly and instantly jam the Falange into the sphincter of the receiving partner and hold on or you will be tractor pulling. Edward❤️ 🔥Edward

To be Sand Blasting is when a sausage thumb is inserted into the moist mouth the sand then into the butthole.

Give me a beer before I sand blast that ass.

You may want to see a doctor after I sand blast your ass oh and….your ph level may be off.

We was gettin it on the beach when I Sand Blasted that ass!

The sandy thumb of thumb thumb

by Edward❤️‍🔥Edward April 10, 2023

Chinese finger blast

When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.

I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not

by TheFingerblaster January 6, 2022

Blasted

The highest level of being under the influence of Marijuana. After the level of being Blasted.

Yo bro you blasted?

- haha no, yoo i am glasted 🤣🤣

Yo let’s go make some chicken noodle and put it on the oven to bake ?
- lmao this dude is Glasted already.

by Omega black wolf October 6, 2019