by paigesv4mpxo March 29, 2022
Get the boyfriend mug.The Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend is a job a boy or man plays to make sure the newly broken up with girl isn't talked into having any sort of sexual interaction with a person she will regret it with during the " Broken Heart " phase of after breaking up with someone. Or even breaking up with someone she really cares about during an already fragile phase.
" Why aren't you mad or sad? I just broke up with you?? " " Don't you see? I'm being a PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend. To make sure no one gets to you and you don't have to breakup with someone who you care about. "
by Someone For Target Prastice November 23, 2016
Get the PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend mug.The tall, slight muscular build with a smaller waist and broad shoulders. The kind that most women look for.(and of course, he has somewhat of a cake )
by urlocalfilipina_j July 27, 2023
Get the boyfriend build mug.Him:wanna be my girlfriend
Her:no you discussing peace of trash
Him:your right I would be a bad boyfriend
Her:no you discussing peace of trash
Him:your right I would be a bad boyfriend
by 3526252626@urmom.com December 10, 2019
Get the Boyfriend mug.by markwasowzki May 9, 2019
Get the National grab your boyfriends dick day mug.girl 1: what's that red stuff all over your floor?
girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.
girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!
girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.
girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!
by child from mars May 15, 2019
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