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anthony keiser

Noun

1. A person with a big heart and a big cranium
Verb

1. To finesse or outsmart with that cranium

2. To comfort

Adj
1. Slow but shiny, but that's why it's still around
Noun example:

Person A: "Did you hear about the Anthony Keiser that asked me out?"

Person B: "No, but was he nice?"
Person A: "Actually, he was nice. He has a big heart but also a big head."
Verb example:

A:"Yo I Anthony Keisered that French test last period!"

B:"Oh fr fr"

A:"Yes I didn't study at all"
Adjective example:

A: "This car is very Anthony Keiser. It's slow yeah but it's shiny and cool. So that's why it's not in the junkyard"
by Joe Schmœ June 4, 2018
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Anthony

Anthony is basically a mental problem which causes you o become stupid after a week and then a week after you become a dumbass and then after 1 month you will become a donkey(burro).
This kind of mental problem is so rare but meanwhile so dangerous.
The reason that it is named Anthony is because of Anthony James Coll who was a Brazilian dumbass who also lived in Sweden and Scottland, he used to be so dumb and thought that he is better than his friend who was legend called Arad.
He was so dumb that he changed to a donkey at the age of 14.
He is suffering from Anthony

He is so dumb that everyone thinks he is suffering from Anthony
by Anthony james coll ihguf May 14, 2019
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Anthony

Anthony is the real star of the show
by CrazyYoda November 23, 2021
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Anthony

Anthony, a Funny Guy that always cracks a joke to make you smile. He hates to see you at your lowest and tries to make you happier, but sometimes doesn't succeed. Sometimes is cold hearted, but really sweet and caring exactly to you. But to you, he's a cold hearted monster sometimes. You love him, but you also hate him. You sometimes hurt each other without even knowing, and don't know what to say to one another. It's complicated between you and Anthony. You still have strong feelings and love him. But you have a feeling that it's not gonna last a long time if you don't be honest with each other.
"Hey what's up with you and Anthony? "
"It's Complicated Ig, I still love him deeply tho.. "

- Dc (Daphne)
by Notantonioswifey January 1, 2022
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Anthony

A faggot who is a cornball and has bad music taste
Hey are you anthony ?
Anthony:Yea I’m a gay fag who’s a cornball with bad music taste
by Latino Loser November 21, 2023
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Anthony

A real G who doesn’t play games and is Fucking badass
Yo is that guy climbing a mountain with no harness or anything- Guy 1
His name probably is Anthony-Guy 2
by Fucked your bitch November 21, 2021
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Anthony

Anthony can be a horny perv sometimes but he can be nice if he wants to. He can be a jackass to his friends but its all in good fun. He doesn't see right away when he hurt someone but he will apologize if he feels bad enough.
Anne: That dude was a jerk to me. Nik: Well he's an Anthony. Give him time. He'll come around.
by skeet skeet on dem kiddos April 23, 2019
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