Alex Gavin is a notorious underground gangland criminal known in the streets as Gavo. He is the hardest lad known to man and hates unloading the dishwasher. He will call you a ‘shit cunt’ and doesn’t have a bed time, ever . His side jobs include : stay at home astronaut, owner and founder of the no1 Katy Perry fan club aswell as inventing the microwave. If you see him walking towards you please start to walk backwards , very quickly.
by Mike askhole April 16, 2020
a religious group where you worship our god and daddy Alex turner whom we love oh so very very much. he is so sexy we love him so much. we show our devotion by staring at pictures of Alex turner and dreaming about him. He is the leader of the Alex Turnerist group, with his followers (the Turnerers) being the legendary Matt Helders, Jamie Cook, Nick O'Malley, and Miles Kane. They are mentioned in the book Cornerstone, which is currently being stored at the Heartbreak Hotel on Last Laugh Lane. That book contains testament 505, which says "All life must be devoted to Alex Turner." We believe that all people look good on the dance floor and that love is a laser quest. We must always keep on our balaclavas and put on our dancing shoes until the sun goes down.
person1: what religion are you a part of?
person2: I'm a part of the alex turnerists.
person1:what is that?
person2: pure devotion to alex turner.
person2: I'm a part of the alex turnerists.
person1:what is that?
person2: pure devotion to alex turner.
by nOtAtSuMuMIyA March 26, 2023
A gentle giant who is a king amongst men. Many are jealous of him especially ones named “Alec Morgan”.
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