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Robert

Robert's most common saying is "I'll do it soon" or "I'll do it tomorrow" and then he never does what he said he was going to do. With that said, he is very laid back and doesn't have an once of worry in his body. Robert thinks other people can read his mind, and therefore he doesn't communicate, insted he gives stares and expects you to understand what he is thinking. In order for Robert to function properly, he needs at least fifthteen cups of black coffee each day, preferably right before bed. If you are ever going to sleep with a Robert, don't be surprised when you find out he is wearing ladies underwear.
Did you see Robert wearing thongs? "Once you go thong, you will always show your wong!"
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a mother sandwich so sexy gets every girl he talks to best friends with adam 9.5 inch cock so hot even guys like him and a milf who can eat a nutella sandwich in 1 second
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Robert Zaliznock

I was walking down the street when i saw a Robert Zaliznock a doc left behimd after a walk
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Robert Wilcoxen

A shitty Indy wrestle that's smells like regret and fast food. Who is The Prodigy James Currey Bitch.
That guy wrestles like Robert wilcoxen.
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abi Roberts

A beautiful, smart, independent individual. Abi is kind and giving and always put others before herself. If you have an Abi in your life, you are blessed.
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Robert

Robert, the most handsome guy. Ain’t like any other guys because he has a different personality from others. Will go for a lot of girls because he is brave and ain’t scared of anything. Will most likely be your next love if there name is Robert. They might have little nicknames such as Rob or Robby. They will probably go for there nicknames instead of there name. Overall a very cute boy that everyone likes.
Omg did you see Robert today?

Robert come over here
Will you go out with me rob?
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Robert

Trey's bitch, Robert eats icing out of Trey's ass
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