Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

Doing Gutter Things

v. When you're Doing Gutter Things it usually implies you're out in the streets, causing a ruckus. Now, this could mean illegal activity--like selling drugs--or doing them. It could also mean something harmlessly idiotic, such as twerking in a parking lot. Totally un-called-for. Basically, it's "trashy" foolish, irresponsible, or frivolous behavior--that ought to be washed down the gutter--but it is instead--what you're up to with your best friend. Also, just for clarity, you cannot be Doing Gutter Things in places where there are in fact no gutters. You can't do gutter things while camping in the wilderness, for example. Doing Gutter Things takes place in the Urban World, or even worse, the Suburban World. Yeah, for sure, soccer moms can be out Doing Gutter Things. If you're particularly shameless about Doing Gutter Things you might get famous... or become a rap artist.

Local menaces DJ Boy Warrior and Mickie Southpaw both got permission from their bosses to leave work early to go vote in person, but then they decided to instead spend the rest of the day Doing Gutter Things

by mickie_southpaw August 5, 2020

Such a mel thing

When random things repeatedly happen to someone, like they've been singled out by the universe

Person A: She only realised she wore a non-matching pair of socks again when she got to the office.
Person B: Lol. That's such a Mel thing.

by wolfgang_ March 15, 2024

Hot Vape Thing

the hot vape thing, or hot razor thing, is where one takes a hit of a vape puts a razor in their mouth and slowly blows out the smoke.

*virgil; does the hot vape thing*
roman, in gay panic; Oh fuck, thats hot
*logan; silent gay panic*

by EmoNightmare111 June 12, 2022

The Stomach Thing

When a man presses down on a woman's lower abdomen during sex, pushing on the vaginal wall. This makes the woman feel the penis much better, and so it is more pleasureable for the woman. It may also stimulate the G-Spot.

This is best paired with The Pillow Thing.

The stomach thing makes sex so good

by yourfriendlyneighbourhoodDuck May 19, 2024

computer clicky things

A technical term in the non-computer people world, also known as "tabs"

Tom's computer is running slowly, he has too many computer clicky things open

by Seaward-sausage4 June 1, 2022

Stranger things

One of the top 10 best shows on Netflix! its a show taken place in the 80s, its a really "MUST WATCH" ! the show really gives you an exciting,sad,happy feeling! sooo get ready for youre emotions to start acting up. some cast members are Millie Bobby Brown, Finn Wolfhard, Caleb McLaughlin, Noah Schnapp, Gaten Matarazzo , Natalia Dyer , Natalia Dyer , Winona Ryder , Charlie Heaton , Sadie Sink , David Harbour , And SO much more! The show is so good its even going for a fourth season!

Friend one: Hey have you heard about the show Stranger Things!
Friend two: Yes! I heard its the best show! My fav character is Eleven!
Friend one: Hey me too!

by phoebe cates April 6, 2021