cavity shit

When one takes a shit so massive that initially they feel no sense of relief. It is only 5 - 15 minutes later that the cavity left by the shit inside their stomach collapses and they can feel the sweet relief.

Doug is doubled over in the hallway, should we call 999?? No, he said he was going to take a massive cavity shit, give him around ten minutes.

by will_shatner November 11, 2017

shit up

Shit up is when you get pound in the anal with your ass up n shit all over

She shit up after I took my dick outta her ass.

by Aallee November 15, 2017

Champagne shit

"champagne shit"

-a style of shit.

It’s the shit when you sit and there's a cork of shit and you just have to push threw it in order to pop and after it pops all the shit comes out watery.

I just took the most amazing champagne shit, it’s a celebration.

by @takochino November 19, 2017

shit of brain

when there is really shit in someone's brain , you can call him "hey , there is shit in your brain! "

Hey Charly , there is really bunch of shit in your brain , you are really shit of brain now!

by Urban dictionary is litttttt November 19, 2017

shit of brain

It's usually being called when there is really a bunch of shit in someone's head .

Hey , Terry ur really have a shit of brain.

by Urban dictionary is litttttt November 20, 2017

Who shit in your oreos

It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”

Me: cheer up

Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.

Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”

by madscatraz November 22, 2017

Shit Ton

A standardized measurement defined by 1 ton + 3 kg + 1 cm + 1 millisecond + 1 picosecond.

I just had a literal shit ton of thanksgiving food.

by shitte_ton November 24, 2017