man jets

The jets of a man that makes them run faster
Geoff ran faster when he turned on his man jets and farted
by Manjetsgeoff October 06, 2011
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old manned

A bowel movement characterized by loud grunting, deep exhale noises and an awful odor. Derived from old men who have no shame in public bathrooms who just let it go no matter who is the bathroom during or after.

-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)
Dude, I just totally old manned the toilet in the bar!
by MikkBretly February 25, 2011
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Old man in the bathtub

An old man that is in a bathtub.
by May 24, 2021
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Big cock hummus man

Madeline’s best work, a Mediterranean god, 9 inch nail,
Guy:who’s that?
Stu: that mr big cock hummus man, don’t ask about his friend, he told his mom
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qi man

a xmm that vapes and has an android phone
“ hey who’s that xmm ah ? “
“ that’s qi man LOL
by xmmhunter November 22, 2021
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Scratchy-man

very scratchy. and ratchet. stares at you intensely. needs someone to hold his hand. has a big butt. and a crooked smile. nevertheless we love them. More often than not an artist.
That artist is looking kind of scruffy.
Must be a Scratchy-man.
by tealover13 April 11, 2023
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Man from Bristol

There once was a man from Bristol, who thought his dick was a pistol. While loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!
by Hockeyjunky32 June 22, 2017
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