You Bottle It

Quite literally, one that bottles their own semen. A recluse, flake, or other waste fellow that spends more time in their room beating their meat then spending time with their friends and family. Used as cheap throw away insult due to it's seamingly harmless meaning and ridiculous implications due to the imagery it inspires in those that know of it's true meaning. Often used repeatedly in intervals to get maximum insult silliness and effectiveness

Other uses: bottling, bottled it, bottler

Unrelated origins to the UK English insult however can be used in an almost similar manner
Example:

Dude1: hey man, you bottle it.
Dude2: ok...
Dude1: bud...you fucking bottle it
Dude2: fuck off
Dude 1: but seriously....you bottle it
Dude 2: I'll fucking kill u

3hours later while dude2 is sleeping

Dude1: * creeps up to dude2s ear, whispers* You bottle it
Dude2:* proceeds to throttle dude1*

Example 2:
Dude1: where the fuck is dude 3, I called him an hour ago and he was supposed to bring us cold ones
Dude2: typical dude3 man, guys probably bottling it at home as we speak
Dude 1: fucking bottler maaan.

1 hour later
Dude3: yo guys what's Gucci!
Dude 1 and 2: you bottle it man!
by Papi Warbuck$ July 02, 2017
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fuck you in the wallet

When someone puts a dent in your personal funds because they are a financial burden or they are a gold digging whore
Dan- "I really feel my new girlfriend wants to fuck me soon it's our tenth date but my 14 year old daughter is always there needing money for the mall "
Friend- "C'mon Dan, here, take a cold one, it sounds like both of them are tryin to fuck you in the wallet"
by Frugal Dan June 29, 2017
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Used in the first “Deadpool” movie..just before he cuts off his hand to escape and flip of colossus lol basically it doesn’t matter cause ain’t no “god” listening or watching so yolo.. God is a child with football field size ant-farm.. and where deep in the cavern system gents
Do it or don’t.. it’s not like you’d be struck by lightning or turned it to salt.. like Are you there God? It's me, Margaret
by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 04, 2022
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If you tell Hym

No the fuck they will nit. They do not have a stake in this and aren't going to do anything.
Hym "And if you are getting people saying that 'If you tell Hym we're going to do something' you know they are full of shit and just want me to get robbed. If you are doing this because of threats to your children, not paying me lets those people off the hook and gets one of your kids stabbed. You end the surveillance and you punish the people responsible for it and you pay me for that AI contribution because in not doing those thing you are violating my rights. It'll be the biggest mistake of your life."
by Hym Iam May 13, 2025
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put it on you like lipstick

using the penis in a circular motion over the lips as a lipstick dispenser. like a woman applying lipstick
ill put it on you like lipstick
by mayhem/adamdog23 February 01, 2022
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Will you marry me?

That's not how you do that...
Hym "You don't just ask her 'Will you marry me?' You gotta TELL her. You say 'Once the theocrats take over I'm going to purchase you for a goat, 2 hens, and a tire iron and then I'm going to make you my sister with a reality monster ritual... Yep... My hot... Fuckable sister...' And then you vote for literally anyone because all of the politicians are religious."
by Hym Iam April 04, 2024
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