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Old man wisdom

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.
*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*

Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."

20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."

Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."

20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018
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A nice twist on one mans meat, another man's poison. Where neither option is that bad. Invites thought , laughter and useful for pub banter.

Originated in the pubs of South London in the 1940s.
I don't know Bill, I don't know what he sees in her.
"One man's meat, another man's gravy."
Long pause...
"But which is better? Meat or gravy?"
"Exactly."
by LenSeaside January 25, 2025
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cheese man

a man that’s made out of cheese but is also a human that saves the world from evil cheese
“oh yeah I saw cheese man on the news last night he destroyed all the evil cheese
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Tree Man

someone who looks like a tree and is emo. often found cooped up in their own room listening to rock music.
person 1: he's such a tree man
person 2: ikr! like black fingerless gloves??? thats so tree man-like!
by smexy mar January 9, 2022
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Quack man

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quack man:*autistic robot noises*

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by TwistC May 15, 2018
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