I don’t lorb you

It means when you’ve been really mean to someone and they want to tell you that but don’t know how to say it directly

I don’t lorb you because you’ve been ignoring me and being mean

by Hehehehelelelele July 4, 2025

Im going to touch you

Tiktoks way of threatening to touch someone without their own agreement.

Guy 1 "Yo dude wyd?"
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."

by SwonglerMan September 4, 2024

The dead can hear you

This means that someone is shouting so loud that even the dead can hear them. This is a very dramatic phrase that emphasises the deceased.

Mark: HELLO, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Chris: the dead can hear you.

by NutCracker288 December 9, 2021

You

Basically, a random person in the internet wasting away their hours trying to find a word on Urban Dictionary that fits you the most, while silently sobbing to Never Gonna Give You Up.

I see you scrolling away in this website, my guy. That is sad of you.

by omari that quiet kid in school July 22, 2022

You

Lawrence Scott

Yo I think you might need this

by Joofthejoof February 7, 2023

Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018

You

You

You : You?

You.

by Livyy.yy November 20, 2023