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by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

I was just about to do that

When someone who contributes nothing to the house wants to dissipate some guilt while trying to make the other person think more of them, while the listener just gets annoyed by how often it is said without action behind it

"are you doing the washing up? I was just about to do that."

by YeetedFeeted April 21, 2022

Can I have a go?

Can I try?
Can I give it a try?
Can I take a turn?

That game looks fun! Can I have a go?

by KungPaulChicken September 17, 2021

I Want To Fight Someone

I Want To Fight Someone

I Want To Fight Someone

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

i feel peachie

A responce to an question of caringness : mood compared to how a well know fruit taste.

''Clerk: Hey goodafternoon Dr.Taylor how are you feeling?''

""Dr.Taylor: I feel peachie.""

by My kind of day is Peachie August 18, 2017

When Melissa And I Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse

When Melissa And I Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse

When Melissa And I Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020