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actual zombie

the thing that goes after "New Response Just Dropped" in the infamous anarchy chess chain. this is usually succeeded by "Call the exorcist!" or ???.
person 1 - google en passant
person 2 - holy hell
person 1 - new response just dropped
person 2 - actual zombie
by Pig Man, Pig Fan July 23, 2025
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Zombie

Someone who is on heavy drugs; Usually heroin or any type of downer.
Look at those zombies under the highway, he’s slumped out
by Jaymenix September 21, 2022
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zombie

When a male is reachin his climax and gets the girls attention ten EJACULATES in her eyes turning her into a "zombie"
by Sexoligist January 28, 2014
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mobile zombie

The growing band of individuals who are becoming increasingly annoying. Symptoms are that they walk along having a mobile phone conversation, but when the conversation becomes too difficult they have to switch on their second working brain cell which causes them to stop dead in their tracks causing a normal person following to bump into, or with difficulty, avoid them. The following person then naturally will try to go round the mobile zombie, just as the Phombie manages to switch the 2nd brain cell back to walking mode, thus almost causing a second collision.
London has been filling up more and more with mobile zombies lately
by Expert pedestrian March 17, 2010
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Zombie Milk

Milk that remains in the fridge for a long time, but never really goes sour or gets lumpy. Instead it gradually takes on a foul chalky flavor such that one hardly notices, until a visitor points it out.
Carl, that is some wretched zombie milk. Toss that out, man.
by Le Bossman July 19, 2023
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Digital Zombie

A person who walks around completely oblivious to their surroundings due to being totally absorbed in their digital devices.
I saw a herd of digital zombies waiting for the school bus today. Each was wearing headphones while staring at their phones. None of them seemed to be aware of the others around them.
by John in Virginia April 27, 2025
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stinky nazi zombies

The stinky nazi zombies is a rare species of diarrhea poo poo. When the poopie slips out of your ass you encounter a big stinky zombie coming out of your toilet. Ones its out you will be swarmed in a big fluet of diarrhea stinkies and it will drown you.

Now how you can survive!!!
you need to fart your way out of your house and then go to the nearest graveyard and make a stinky on a grave. Ones you have done that you will summon the pissy poopoo that will consume the stinky nazi zombie.
noooo brother its to late! The stinky nazi zombies has taken over your buttcrack.
by azeorb March 16, 2023
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