Stove top

A small amount of white woman, who only dates men of African decent usually over weight or pretty but containing some of the worlds deadlist or contagious STD’s known to man.

Look at that stove top over there, I heard she only dates black men but that’s ok, it’s better to keep the diseases with her kind

by Righteous speech 101 May 22, 2018

Top Jew

A term used to denote someone who exemplifies the characteristics and behaviors popular associated associated with Judaism. Some typical attributes of a Top Jew include but are not limited to: an immense nose, a well-maintained individual, one possessing vast amounts of knowledge relating to great deals, shortcuts while driving and other helpful advice, one who is very intellectual and smart, one who can be observed in services in his shul every Friday night, one who is very caring and compassionate towards his family and friends, one with a refined sense of humor.

Guy #1: See that guy over there with the glasses chowing down on that everything bagel?

Guy #2: yeah, looks like Top Jew! just look at his nose, it's six feet long!

by nyc123 May 18, 2013

Top of the sause

Said when something is awesome.

from the word 'sauce', as in 'awesome-sauce'.

Him: So how was the sandwich?
her: It was top of the sause. I loved the extra dill.
Him: You are welcome. Glad you liked it

by rivvers April 15, 2010

Big Top

a shirt the size of a large wooly mammoth

the lady wore a big top that was far to large

by helpos August 1, 2003

top shelf

The highest quality. Originated from the best liquor being on the top shelf in a bar.

His game was top shelf today; I had no chance.

by Khye Kading July 1, 2004

Table-topping

Sexual position. Starting off in doggy-style, an overweight male takes his partner from behind and rests his gut on top of her back, like placing an object on a table. Lubrication may be added if desired.

Mate i table-topping the shit out of that bird last night....she took it like a bitch.

by ROFLMFAO2009 August 23, 2009

Top Banana

1) Cult Activity involving copious amounts of alcohol and cheesy music, frequented by Warwick University Students and the Hardest of Hard-Core Teeny Boppers.
2) Form of self-inflicted torture involving agonisingly loud, irritating noise, nausea and drunken revelry.

AKA: Top B; Weekly Cheese Festival; Another shite monday nite.

Third Place spend (another) night of torment at the hands of the brutal Top Banana

by The Third Place April 28, 2003