Muffin top

A word used to described Fat People Who are desperately trying to escape from Themselves but decide to wear jeans while running. MUFFIN TOP
Lachie connor : The fattest known mammal to live on this planet of ours, he weighs 70 kg for a child with the intelligence of a grade 5. His flab tumbles like a tsunami if you slap it right. Muffin top
by Jai the almighty May 23, 2012
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Top of the sause

Said when something is awesome.

from the word 'sauce', as in 'awesome-sauce'.
Him: So how was the sandwich?
her: It was top of the sause. I loved the extra dill.
Him: You are welcome. Glad you liked it
by rivvers April 15, 2010
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Silk top

When shes on top during intercourse and her back is as soft as silk.
I was bangin my girl last weekend and she was a silk top.
by Beasto April 02, 2008
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Stove top

A small amount of white woman, who only dates men of African decent usually over weight or pretty but containing some of the worlds deadlist or contagious STD’s known to man.
Look at that stove top over there, I heard she only dates black men but that’s ok, it’s better to keep the diseases with her kind
by Righteous speech 101 April 06, 2018
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Table-topping

Sexual position. Starting off in doggy-style, an overweight male takes his partner from behind and rests his gut on top of her back, like placing an object on a table. Lubrication may be added if desired.
Mate i table-topping the shit out of that bird last night....she took it like a bitch.
by ROFLMFAO2009 August 24, 2009
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top shelf

The highest quality. Originated from the best liquor being on the top shelf in a bar.
His game was top shelf today; I had no chance.
by Khye Kading July 01, 2004
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Top Banana

1) Cult Activity involving copious amounts of alcohol and cheesy music, frequented by Warwick University Students and the Hardest of Hard-Core Teeny Boppers.
2) Form of self-inflicted torture involving agonisingly loud, irritating noise, nausea and drunken revelry.

AKA: Top B; Weekly Cheese Festival; Another shite monday nite.
Third Place spend (another) night of torment at the hands of the brutal Top Banana
by The Third Place April 28, 2003
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