An Uncle Tony, someone who not just owns the shit, but owns all of the shit. The person you think you know, but truly has much more depth that you wouldn't expect. Now add the ability to overcome, conquer, and destroy anyone or anything to that mix. You may not know Uncle Tony, but Uncle Tony knows you.
by Flokifreak October 27, 2021
Get the Uncle Tonymug. by Kensblade444 May 30, 2021
Get the Tonymug. Tony's the kind of guy people would write about, like i'm doing now. He's kind, generous, funny, and especially handsome. He never fails to make someone smile or laugh. especially since he's the sassiest person I've ever met. He's sweet, and honestly in my opinion, perfect. He makes life feel better, even if we've been through tough times. He's never failed to make up for it. He gives the best hugs, and the best kisses. He loves everything about me and I hope to any God up there that he'll never leave me. He listens like no other, and it's even better when he looks at you with those starry, alluring , puppy eyes of his. He may be insecure and hate things about himself, but that's fine because i'll always remind him of how perfect he is. I just hope he knows how deeply I've fallen in love with him. (I'd k1ll someone for him :D)
Girl: "Do you know Tony?"
Me: " Of course I do, Why?"
Girl: "he's super cute, I really hope he'll like me back."
Me: "oh? Well I know like everything about him, I'll tell you what he likes after school at my place if you want?"
Girl: "sure!!"
(Later That evening)
Girl: <walking to the house>
Me: <runs her over>
:)
Happy ever after.
Me: " Of course I do, Why?"
Girl: "he's super cute, I really hope he'll like me back."
Me: "oh? Well I know like everything about him, I'll tell you what he likes after school at my place if you want?"
Girl: "sure!!"
(Later That evening)
Girl: <walking to the house>
Me: <runs her over>
:)
Happy ever after.
by A D D Y <3 January 23, 2024
Get the Tonymug. Them: Why did you destroy our base with all of our stuff in it?!
Me: Because we technically owned the base before you came along
Them: Fuck you, I'm leaving the team!
*They left the Discord Server*
Me: What a Tony on Craftfall!
Me: Because we technically owned the base before you came along
Them: Fuck you, I'm leaving the team!
*They left the Discord Server*
Me: What a Tony on Craftfall!
by BuffaloBillions February 18, 2020
Get the Tony on Craftfallmug. Toni is one of the most swaggest people you will ever meet. The most funniest person to encounter and overall a great person to be around. She is always there to give out great advice and help people out through their own problems. She is never credited for the amount of work she puts in for her friends and is definetly underated.
by Mdmagottemhoesgoincrazy November 22, 2021
Get the Tonimug. by Everything to me January 27, 2025
Get the Tony + Hollymug. Tony's are the best at straight up fucking any lucky women's brain's out, the average size of any Tony's/Toni's Cock is always greater than 6.5inchs but so far none of the Tony's/Toni's alive today have a cock that exceeds 9.5inchs. anyone who sleeps with a man with the name Tony/Toni will not only have the most glorious orgasm they have ever had in there life but will also have great karma for as long as they are continuing to sleep with him.
by 6800Anonymous6800 November 21, 2022
Get the Tony/Tonimug.