Character out of the Dr. Seuss classic 'green eggs and ham' who tries to encourage the other nameless character to eat green eggs and ham.
Would you like them in a boat?
Would you like them with a goat?
I would not like them in a boat,
I would not like them with a goat,
I do not green eggs and ham,
I do not like them Sam I Am
Would you like them with a goat?
I would not like them in a boat,
I would not like them with a goat,
I do not green eggs and ham,
I do not like them Sam I Am
by YoHansII January 13, 2004
The act of placing one's scrotum in or on the rim of another's beverage without them knowing and then watching them drinking it.
Morris thought his drink tasted funny, what he did not know was that moments early Mirav had preformed a Sam Hornish Jr. on his beverage.
by Rahdagh August 10, 2009
a drinking game in which the participant(s) drink 1 of each of the 18 kinds of sam adams beers avalible in 12oz bottles in 3 hours or less. if there is more than 1 participant the one who finishes first is the winner.
(wouldnt reccomend this for anyone under 200lbs.)
(wouldnt reccomend this for anyone under 200lbs.)
Steve was so shitfaced after completing the sam adams challenge in 2 hours and 20 minutes on his 21st birthday
by Zach Gormley March 22, 2008
A man who is always alpha. May have a girth warrior but they ladies say they like the thicc dick. Ladies should be all over this unit
Becky was happy she meet such a great guy but wasn’t surprised since all alpha Big Man Sam’s are great.
by Alphapeen February 02, 2019
1. a confident, athletic guy who knows he can get with any girl he wants to and dosnt care whether to not hide it from them, otherwise he is nice to other guys. He can also be nice to the girl hes hoping to get with in the hour
2. a guy who can cheer you up if you thought you were so unhappy you would give a fuck if a truck came by and knocked you out so you couldnt remember who he was. And when your feeling like you are invincible, or you feel like you're flying high and nothing can touch you, he can rip you out of the sky and pretty much strip you of your confidence. More often than not he is your friend than your enemy.
2. a guy who can cheer you up if you thought you were so unhappy you would give a fuck if a truck came by and knocked you out so you couldnt remember who he was. And when your feeling like you are invincible, or you feel like you're flying high and nothing can touch you, he can rip you out of the sky and pretty much strip you of your confidence. More often than not he is your friend than your enemy.
Me : "hey sam"
Sam Merritt: "hey bro"
... later that day...
Me : "hey sam"
Sam Merritt: "FUCK YOU"
... many ball taps later...
Me: "ouch..."
....
Sam Merritt: "hey wazup bro?"
Sam Merritt: "hey bro"
... later that day...
Me : "hey sam"
Sam Merritt: "FUCK YOU"
... many ball taps later...
Me: "ouch..."
....
Sam Merritt: "hey wazup bro?"
by imsofuckingconfused June 09, 2010
A male who has a strong personality, and while he is loyal to the female partner he slips up like everyone does (besides Jacob wall who doesn't get the chance).
sam story
by Funny man 357 January 08, 2014
“Look at that Sam Williams over there”
by Jacob39 April 27, 2018