30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds

That boy just got a 30 second microwave job

by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018

The Second Seal

Li snake the sun, the second seal

uniliminal message

the second seal is war

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021

30 second tor up

Is when a wife cheats on her husband with another guy who is gross himself and ends up with blue balls cause she didn't want to finish sucking his scaly dick

Wow your kidding she must know what to do to give you a 30 second tor up

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

second-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's child.

second-cousin-once-removed.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Second skull

A motorcycle helmet

I'm going to ride my motorcycle so I'm going to put on my second skull!

by The Ink Man October 8, 2021

irregular-double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-double-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Elizabeth the second

this bitch is old

queen elizabeth the second

by bussymuncher July 26, 2022