A funny joke about someone's mom, such as, Yo momma's so fat to get her through a doorway you have to grease it and hold a Twinkie in front of it. Or, yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number.
Bob: You got a fat momma
Jeff: Oh yeah? Well yo momma's so fat when she wears an orange jumpsuit and jogs up a hill people think the sun is rising!
Bob: Gotta admit, there are lots of good yo momma jokes in the world. You got that of the internet, didn't you
Jeff: Yah
Jeff: Oh yeah? Well yo momma's so fat when she wears an orange jumpsuit and jogs up a hill people think the sun is rising!
Bob: Gotta admit, there are lots of good yo momma jokes in the world. You got that of the internet, didn't you
Jeff: Yah
by Infinity Hana November 01, 2019
if it's not me completely upsetting your "way of life," there will be an upset eventually because the way you live is not sustainable and none of you know enough about the law or what really goes on when it comes to the activities you participate in, the way it effects society as a whole and the real damage that you do.
hide yo kids and hide yo wife because it's not going to last forever, especially if it includes crossing international borders. Pull your heads out of your arses anf truly think about your actions.
hide yo kids and hide yo wife because it's not going to last forever, especially if it includes crossing international borders. Pull your heads out of your arses anf truly think about your actions.
by PineappleJuice March 16, 2015
Used to reference an action or comment that someone has just made that is ignorant, misinformed, or otherwise just plain stupid.
Stupid guy: I believe that the war in Iraq is completely justified and agree completely with the United States' foreign policy in the Middle East.
You: Check yo breath, son! The US foreign policy shit is totally whack!
You: Check yo breath, son! The US foreign policy shit is totally whack!
by booshkah May 28, 2009
organize yourself and/or your surroundings; straighten yourself out; reevaluate
What do you mean I left the files out in the open? Check yo setup! Don't come back to me, all salty.
by ACameron December 30, 2006
by ;lkjhgfdsudtyudnjtyjgjgjghjhgj January 09, 2020
1.(noun) A group of yobs, that tend to hang around the chav areas, often referred to "da crew" or "rock solid" by homies.
Favourite drinks includes blue WKD and Smirnoff Ice (if you're really well off)
2.(adj) To be hard/think you're hard.
Favourite drinks includes blue WKD and Smirnoff Ice (if you're really well off)
2.(adj) To be hard/think you're hard.
Yippie Yo Gangsta: Hey mate, got that WKD fellar?
A: Uh oh, there goes some Yippie Yo Gangstas. Best avoid them.
A: Uh oh, there goes some Yippie Yo Gangstas. Best avoid them.
by johnnyjohndictionary April 21, 2009
A kids show that will seal the fate of our future offspring and humanity if watched on more than one occasion by a young child.
Tommy: "i wanna watch YO gabba gabba"
Parent: "Sure"
15 years later Tommy becomes a homosexual and becomes addicted to heroin
Tommy: "i wanna watch YO GABBA GABBA"
Parent: "no u little shit, do you want to become a homo?"
Tommy: "no"
Parent: "then watch the damn history channel you lil shit"
Tommy: "okay.."
15 years later Tommy because a stock broker and brings in multi million dollar salary, has makes money and ****s bitches and sends half of his salary back home to his parents
Parent: "Sure"
15 years later Tommy becomes a homosexual and becomes addicted to heroin
Tommy: "i wanna watch YO GABBA GABBA"
Parent: "no u little shit, do you want to become a homo?"
Tommy: "no"
Parent: "then watch the damn history channel you lil shit"
Tommy: "okay.."
15 years later Tommy because a stock broker and brings in multi million dollar salary, has makes money and ****s bitches and sends half of his salary back home to his parents
by A+++++++++ November 04, 2009