Missouri Mud Slinger

When your raw dogging your step sis's butt and upon pulling out you helicopter your dick, slinging Sunday's processed supper all around the room

Omg after sunday lasagna supper , i cant believe my brother gave me a missouri mud slinger , now i have lasagna flavored poop on my walls

by Mule3535 November 18, 2021

Frosted mud slide

Act of a man taking a shit on a womans chest then jizzing on top of the shit. The next step is to titty fuck the woman.

I just did something that is more disgusting than scat bukkake...I gave Jan a Frosted mud slide.

by Joc C January 5, 2010

European mud slap

Pulling back the foreskin after a mind blowing male colon extravaganza and slapping him in the face with your shit covered dick.

Ah! Damn! Ricky just European mud slapped me. I need more!

by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021

mud hut pie

Oral after anal

She said she was craving chocolate, so I gave her a mud hut pie.

by TheRealSequoia October 25, 2017

donkey mud bath

Violent anal sex within the confines of a dirty bath tub. One that preferable has a drain clogged with pubic hair and old cum. As the water runs and fills the bath, it mixes with the excrements that spill from the newly stretched asshole, turning the water mud brown.

"She was a freak bro, we took a donkey mud bath on the first date!"
Alt..
"This she/he/it is dirtier than a donkey mud bath."

by Grandmas mothball September 2, 2017

The Texas Mud flap.

While having vaginal intercourse the female defecates on the males testicles while his testicles slaps her butthole back and forth.

My girlfriend and I accidentally ended up doing the Texas mud flap.

by H3rmanmunsta September 2, 2017

coles mud cake

Beauty itself. A rich chocolate cake made out of luxury. Only the finest aussies can eat this. They also are always at at least one of your friends 12th birthday party.

Sam: Dude, I ate at Gordon Ramseys restaurant and I've never eaten anything better. Ever
Billy: Dude wtf.
Sam: What?
Billy: Dude.
Sam: WhAT???
Billy : coles mud cake is waaaay better than anything so shut up and don't talk to me again.

by wacky yo July 29, 2018