Connor

Hey it’s me. Yeah my dick is big. Yeah I’m sorta sexy, yeah your girl thinks about fucking me. It’s all good: if you’re my friend I won’t fuck your girl unless you’re an asshole, then I’ll fuck her twice and she’ll cum thrice (unless she’s on meds :c ). Maybe I’ll even cum in her asshole, maybe she’ll even tap mine. I know you’ve never seen her get that loose before, it’s all good. It’s a combination between a healthy dose of love and a thick cock with some inches to back it up. No I don’t like you, stay away from her. This last one’s for Peep: love you bro.

Hey I’m Connor, nice to meet you. I prefer to be called Lucifer (I take a lot of Ls). *stretches out hand for a firm shake, but not too firm, unless it’s her father*

by Lucifer J. Malachi July 26, 2022

connor ryder

wears playstation/roblox t-shirts and wants to bum katelin

hey ur being a bit of a connor ryder

by seggsy mungee July 26, 2022

connor ryder

a child who has grey hair and is obsest with a specail needs girl also has never had a good trim ever

mate youve got a connor ryder trim

by harrison ranger July 26, 2022

connor ryder

a grey hair small boy who is in love with a specail needs midget and has never had a good trim

mate youve got a connor ryder trim

by harrison ranger July 26, 2022

Connor

Short, but loved by all his friends. Awkward around girls, but is silky smooth around guys.

Connor: Will you go to the dance with me?
Girl: Sorry, I'm going with someone else.
The Boys: sad

by donny12345? July 29, 2022

Jacqueline O Connor

Simply gorgeous, unbelievably so. She mightn’t have the fattest ass or the biggest tits but she has the best personality and a face of pure beauty. She is just so fantastically fit and deserves all the positive things in the world.

Guy 1: Jacqueline O Connor is sooooooo hot!!!
T Guy: Stay off she’s mine
Guy 1: Okay my apologies but she is gorgeous

T Guy: I know! And she has the most beautiful face

by ButterDog432 August 7, 2022

Connor Bailey poopsie

This is a real man! Better than mason biagini! He was a virgin once... But not anymore! He smells like old soggy cigarettes. But he's so lovable you won't even notice. He farts every now and then. His titties are ticklish. His weiners bigger than mason biagini s too! His favorite activity is making out with ugly old woman he finds on the streets. He was on may 1 2003. He has anal lice.

Don't be such a Connor Bailey poopsie Mr poops a lot!

by Major prankster Benis beaters June 6, 2022