train spotting dump

A fast-coming, better get to a toilet in 10 seconds or less or it’s gonna be running down my leg, shit.

I was eating some greasy fish and chips and all of a sudden I had to take a train spotting dump.

by KPS Alumni March 26, 2013

Catch the train C.J.

Literally the best meme of all time

All you had to do was catch the damn train C.J.

Catch the train C.J.

by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 8, 2019

two trains running

Two men having sex with one woman.

Originally coined by the musical group Little Feet.

There were two trains running. One of them was my friend's and the other was mine.

by vindex parsley April 27, 2011

courtney the train

the conductor of a sexual train. large vag. small boobies. whore. hated by many. useless human being. waste of life. anoying. obnoxious. stupid. brain dead. cunt. twat. bitch.

ew. there's courtney the train! choo choo!

by Bobbbbyy June 29, 2008

italian freight train

The act of having a whoman bend over and then running as fast as you can from about ten feet back and shoving your penis in her anus without slowing down. Don't miss you will be in a lot of pain.

Hey sarah let's try out the italian freight train, I hear when you do it its extremely loud.

by dumpercan September 13, 2010

Tijuana Train ride

The act of shitting on the stairs and smearing it down them, then using it as a slide to slip down it.

I cant wait to get home and catch a Tijuana Train ride down to the basement.

by bigpopa May 17, 2008

Choo Choo train

A train that is powered by choo choo, giving it a very nice choo choo noise and making lots of steam.

Damn, that choo choo train is looking fiiiine

by I l1ke tra1ns April 3, 2020