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Steve

Steve is a god and should be worshiped with all hearts and you should offer your souls to Steve.
Steve is my God and we worship Steve.
by Steve disciple July 30, 2019
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striped backed steve

is the name for a male who is into S&M and torture. true striped backed steves are the ones getting tortured, usualy by a female dominatrix
1) did you here what matt did with jesse last night?

2) i know hes a striped backed steve and every one knows it
by gnome hater December 24, 2008
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tequila steve

Typically observed in a party setting and sustained solely by Lunazul tequila. Has been known to take off at unexpected times. Inexplicable attraction to cows and aversion to white claws or so called "bitch drinks". If your looking into getting your own tequila Steve you may want to get a restraining apparatus such as a straight jacket and keep him away from valued objects and unattended parked cars.
"Dude my car got coffined last night i think there was a tequila steve on the prowl"
by broseph6699 November 19, 2019
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Steve

Steve is really lovely and handsome. If you have a Steve in your life, you are blessed. Be very thankful for Steve. He's a real genius and he has a sense of humor. Everyone should have at least one Steve in their life.
Sascha: "Who is this?"
Rebecca: *It's Steve, he's just amazing"
by Beccijean92 November 21, 2021
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The Steve Job

When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.
Cindy was a real freak, she let me give her "The Steve Job!"
by KyriePerving69 October 19, 2017
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dry steve

the name for a reverse wet willy. someone puts their finger in another persons ear and then sticks it in that persons mouth.
he gave me a dry steve that had me tasting ear wax for a week.
by nutwackingzebras February 14, 2025
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