1. In a completely and utterly drunken inebriated rage it exist as a threat from a heterosexual male to a heterosexual female. It is used to degrade the opposite sex for rejecting sexual advances and/or potential acts of pleasure.
2. Following through with the aforementioned threat. It is the act of combining crisp romaine lettuce, fresh parmesan cheese, semen, dingleberries, and grundle grease into a large stainless steel salad bowl then forcing a females head into the bowl to make sure she gets her helping of vegetables and cock.
2. Following through with the aforementioned threat. It is the act of combining crisp romaine lettuce, fresh parmesan cheese, semen, dingleberries, and grundle grease into a large stainless steel salad bowl then forcing a females head into the bowl to make sure she gets her helping of vegetables and cock.
1.
Ryan: Hey Nicole, are your roommates gone?
Nicole: Yeah, why?
Ryan: Well I'm feeling pretty loose, and I was thinking about a quick handy.
Nicole: Eww, no way Ryan you're drunk!
Ryan: Whatever you dirty hood rat, I'll give you a cock caesar salad!
2.
Ryan: Hey Nicole, I brought you dinner.
Nicole: What is it?
Ryan: It is a nice hefty load of cock caesar salad! Enjoy bitch!
Ryan: Hey Nicole, are your roommates gone?
Nicole: Yeah, why?
Ryan: Well I'm feeling pretty loose, and I was thinking about a quick handy.
Nicole: Eww, no way Ryan you're drunk!
Ryan: Whatever you dirty hood rat, I'll give you a cock caesar salad!
2.
Ryan: Hey Nicole, I brought you dinner.
Nicole: What is it?
Ryan: It is a nice hefty load of cock caesar salad! Enjoy bitch!
by Tsmudge09 May 5, 2009
Get the cock caesar saladmug. The act of licking a mans asshole with a side of salmon filets or dip. A normal toss salad but with salmon added for flavor.
Guy 1:First I'ma take the salad then I'ma add the salmon then im gonna TOSS IT!!!
Guy 2:(Laughs his ass off)
Guy 1: Have you never had a salmon toss salad?
Guy 2:No I have not.
Guy 2:(Laughs his ass off)
Guy 1: Have you never had a salmon toss salad?
Guy 2:No I have not.
by Toss Salad Guy December 9, 2012
Get the Salmon Toss Saladmug. A special treat for someone who has wronged you or treated you in a inappropriate way. A phrase to express displeasure with another person.
Guy1: That guy really screwed me over.
Guy2: Well, don't worry about it, he can eat a ten dick salad with extra testicles.
Guy2: Well, don't worry about it, he can eat a ten dick salad with extra testicles.
by Bionic Vodoo Power December 19, 2008
Get the Ten Dick Saladmug. by jeepzilla August 17, 2004
Get the hot fudge saladmug. When you scratch your butt hole with your fingers and go around shaking peoples hands then afterwards smell them and they smell like shit.
by El coyote September 7, 2019
Get the Tossed salad fingersmug. A variation on tossing the salad.
The tosser of the salad blows cigar smoke up the asshole of a tossee who has been suffering from explosive diarrhoea until the inevitable explosion happens, leaving the tosser gasping like a fish in the mud.
The tosser of the salad blows cigar smoke up the asshole of a tossee who has been suffering from explosive diarrhoea until the inevitable explosion happens, leaving the tosser gasping like a fish in the mud.
Despite his irritable bowl syndrome and being imprisoned for sex crimes, Dane was still able to enjoy a Smoked Trout Salad from time to time. Although he was never able to get the smell out of his beard.
by goatofwisdom July 15, 2011
Get the Smoked Trout Saladmug. by LocalFatKid October 27, 2020
Get the Go eat a saladmug.