papercutted

When your in the IT field and you paper cut yourself and show it off.

Oh no! I papercutted myself!

by Mike April 6, 2005

papel

Spanish paper, the only paper that can beat rock in a game of rock paper scissors.

El papel covers rock.

by [serge] December 9, 2008

Papercut

Noun: The worst possible pain known to man other then stubbing your toe and burning your tongue.

Steve: I broke my finger, can you open the door for me?

Bob: I got a papercut. I am in much more pain than you.

(Steve opens door for Bob knowing the pain and feeling remorse for him.

by thatoneguy912 December 2, 2014

faggy paper weight

A person who is extremely lazy and sits on other people's desks at work. Also known as FPW.

David came over and sat on my desk for 20 minutes again...he's such a faggy paper weight...

by Intraweb October 14, 2005

Dutch paper mache

The act of rolling a joint or the joint itself.

"Hey man, you wanna make some Dutch paper mache crafts?"

by The Baur September 27, 2011

Paper-cut rally fuck

This is when you line up 5 women in a line.Make them bend over the fuck me position and call up 4 of your friends.Get 5 pieces of paper and proceed to kneel in front of the bitches.then proceed to give each woman a paper cut while you all fuck them from behind and make a race out of it.The first girl to hit the finish line with the most papercuts, wins a free gang rape.

"these five girls totally got the paper-cut rally fuck last night, that bitch almost bled to death".

by Big feces May 16, 2008

Pampers Fuck

When you do a quick wash of the junk before you stick the funk

I was sweatin balls at the club and had to break her off a pampers fuck.

by Skags May 15, 2006