Talking Screws To A Hammer

Putting too much effort into explaining something not pertinent to the listener.

This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.

by Slowpoke8888 June 4, 2024

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Velvet Hammer

Velvet Hammer

Something you use on your gay lover to give him pleasure.

Scott I really like it when you give me your velvet hammer

by Rfrozy September 2, 2017

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Dildo hammer

That guy at work who strokes another guy's ego when he fucks up beyond explanation.

Ole dildo hammer is feeding Gary a line because he crashed the crane and can't fucking deal!

by Boceefus June 18, 2021

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The act of a male having intercourse with another human to meet the following qualifications:

1. Thrust from male into partner must equal or exceed 200 BPM on a metronome.
2. The partner must respond with a fairly loud "ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh" continuously during hammering or else general declarations of orgasm and/or declarations of positivity.

See also jackhammering

I was hammering her so hard we heard banging from the neighbors next door.

by Nanot Coys May 18, 2022

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hammered

fucked up

damn dbos fucking hammered dude cant even walk

by chiiiiich October 30, 2018

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Hammer

Hammer /ˈhamər/ A portable, manually operated, optically guided internal impact delivery device. A hammer is usually used for driving nails, forming metal, beating various natural or man materials into submission, or for the purpose of causing extensive damage to expensive or valuable items. The various types of hammer used by ordinary purposes are of the claw, ball peen, body, sledge, or rubber / wooden mallets.

Why is it is that every time somebody is killed with a hammer it is always a ball peen hammer?
"Fuck! I just smashed my thumb driving a nail and I've got blood all over the place."

by Daniel H. B. November 4, 2020

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