Razer - The Hammer

God of bans. His hammer hits harder than the belt of your dad, when he sees your college exam score. Women want to be with him, men want to be like him. He knows everything and sees everything. You cant escape his hammer.

God: I fear no man.
God: But that thing...
*Shows a pic of Razer - The Hammer*
God: That thing fucking scares me.

by godimperator January 12, 2018

Homosexual Hammered

When a heterosexual gets so drunk they want to experiment

Dude what happened last night?
You got Homosexual Hammered and started making out with a random guy

by MCB95 May 15, 2016

Hammer Head

The male version of camel toe

“He was sporting some serious hammer head.”
“Those grey sweatpants really show off that hammer head.”

by FeloniusMunk April 19, 2025

Talking-Hammer

a hammer that talks

bob has a talking-hammer

by The big pp boy February 6, 2023

Hammer sister

Blonde woman that works for Ming Brother, is one of the most requested dancers. She also looks like a teen, furthermore she cries once in a while.

Ming Brother: Xie Xie Dachoh
Hammer sister: Xie Xie Dachoh

Hammer sister : *cries*
Ming Brother: 行去南色形大小是 那个

by hammer sister September 8, 2021

Hammer

When you anal fuck your dog and you beat it to death with a hammer

Eli: Hi chase what did you do last night

Chase (Bubba chungus): I did the hammer

by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019

hammer juice

Ejaculate.

He pasted my rusty sherif's badge with his hammer juice.

by Ed Richards November 10, 2013