The Poop Cap

When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.

Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.

Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.

by Andy Stafford November 7, 2015

Drako Cap

Getting friend zoned at 2 am on snap chat, because you fought over the china buffet bill.

Dude she drako capped me last night.

by Big puppies December 13, 2023

valley night cap

(Regional Slang) To deposit fecal matter into the oral cavity of an unsuspecting victim whilst sleeping.

"This foreigner isn't from around these parts, someone outta give him a valley night cap."

by Spameater95 May 2, 2024

capping

lying to someone fake or dishonest no one believes somebody

Phil- " Bro you're capping straight up"

Andrew- " nah man legit this happened I'm not bullshitting"

by terrywrist July 17, 2023

Cap-Man

When something is a hard no, definitely not approved or just not happening.

Examples: "Tried to get the tube to work today but it was cap-man"

by SomeoneVeryFuckingSenior July 9, 2025

Cap

Noun:

A lie.

Verb:
To lie.

"Bro that place has 16" pizzas for $5"
"No cap?"
"I'm not capping, bro"
"Let's go then"

Etymology:
"Cap" comes from "Kappa", an emote on Twitch.TV, often used when someone tells a blatant lie.

by yoku October 15, 2019

Cap

An internet slang meaning lie.

That's Cap

by saaammm June 10, 2021