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Steve

A really inconsiderate person. Someone who couldn’t care less about other people and their well being. No sense of responsibility. Boisterous and unhygienic.
You should get a job, dude. You’re acting like a real Steve.

Hey Steve, maybe try to think of others sometimes. It might change your perspective.
by Geniehutjunior August 24, 2022
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Steve Job

A “Steve Job” is a sexual term mostly used to describe and incomplete sexual act. As if a prostitute were to “stop sucking you off right before you bust a nut” since you never get what you pay for with Apple products.
“I paid that dirty hooker $40 for a BJ and she gave me a Steve Job instead and ran off with my cash!”
by FatBoyJournals January 14, 2022
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Steve Jobs-less

A business leader who pretends to be a thought provoker (innovator) only to secretly align themselves willing patsy (proxy) of an larger agenda that benefits them directly or the groups they’re aligned with for the sole purpose of control and/or greed.

They fear exposure and pivot to join the bandwagon successful business leaders who take calculated risk without worry of corporate judgment or backlash.
Did you hear about Steve Jobs-less over at Company X that required all workers to come back to the office during Covid? Regardless of the fact the company made record profits and higher productivity, all because the President said we should.

As a result, they loss all of their experience workers to other competitors moving away from they old business model and then they suddenly walked back their policy due to revenue loss. They knew they never needed their workers to be the office in the first place, especially with the type of work they do. It’s ridiculous.
by LBtheG May 8, 2022
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Steve Jobs

A who started apple who died from ligma.
James- Did you you know that Steve Jobs died from ligma
Dame- Who's Steve Jobs
James- Ligma balls
by Water_boy April 14, 2022
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Pulled a steve

The act of almost or completely falling back in your chair.
Larry: I noticed jim from accountant almost pulled a steve in the Faculty office.

Dave: They should really give the workers better chairs.
by WACKYJK33 December 29, 2023
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Steve

The best borderlands character in everyone's eyes that was mostly seen in the DLC's and the web series "Claptrap Web Series". He is also Claptraps sidekick.
"Steve's favorite saying is HELLOOOOO".
by Dpgames177 May 24, 2023
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Minecraft Steve style

When you fucking shove something up your fucking ass, just like how Steve stores his stuff in his inventory
-Hey bro, my hands are full I’m gonna hold your phone minecraft Steve style
-ok thanks bro that makes me so happy
by mistermorgan October 16, 2022
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