CAP Disorder

Civil Air Patrol members often suffer from this. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Standing at Parade Rest 24/7, Having your hands at the Position of Attention 24/7, Knife Hands and caring everyone Sir/Mam.

"Bro, why do you walk like that?"
"This kids standing like he owns the place"
"Chill out! Why are you pointing at me like that?"
Because I have CAP Disorder!

by Whon Kick August 7, 2021

CAP LORD

Jayalan Johnson

Person 1: Bro did you hear about Jayalan

Person 2: Oh you mean the cap lord

by drewfromsoho February 20, 2021

No cap

When someone says no cap it means they aren't lying.

Tyrone: I dead ass fucked Tisha, the bitch with the fat ass.
Jimmy: Nigga you for real?
Tyrone: No cap nigga, I been tryna get at her for the past week.
Jimmy: Damn, you lucky son of a bitch.

by Really1212 December 11, 2019

cap

someone who has nothing more than the head of a penis, a loser

jimbo: you hit that last night?
johnny: nah, i couldn't seal the deal
jimbo: cap

by driller 50 October 13, 2008

Cap

A lie

Thats cap dumbass.
Dumbass liar

by Odin æbe June 6, 2021

side cap

When your side bitch know she a side bitch but she cool with it and be airing it with no cap

Ridge view homie: Dam homie noodle is my mf dawg he’s got his side chick knowing she a side chick no cap
Me: you mean his side chick is no cap a side cap!
Ridgeview homie: lhfh u know it!!!

by anonymous September 4, 2023

cap

something you want to take part in

i want to cap your mother

by frankwheeler_ March 12, 2022