mountain meat

Meat eaten at over 5280’ of elevation

Would you like a piece of this mountain meat?

by Reno5280 January 27, 2020

mountain runs

Shitting your tent so vad you have to leave it behind at a music festival after eating bad shrooms.

Must have been the fried oyster -mountain runs

Little kid: Hey daddy, whats a mountain runs?
Dad: I think its refered to as a stowers.

by Mountainruns365 October 10, 2013

calcium mountains

Breasts, particularly those that are large, are often emphasized in terms of size or prominence.

She has some nice calcium mountains that are awaiting to be climbed.

by Noisy Jackets October 30, 2025

mountain taco

Naked women encountered in the woods

I was camping with Rick and Jeremy when we stumble upon some mountain taco. We took that shit straight to the tent to enjoy Mother Nature's blessing.

by Mateo El Bando De Campo October 15, 2017

Mountain

The base of your boob

Whoa look at that mountain!!

by Hot mama Hershey May 30, 2018

mountain pie

A cream pie, but in the woods, amongst nature.

“Yeah bro I took that bitch camping and gave her a mountain pie lmao”

“Wow sick bro”

by mtpieluvr June 24, 2021

mountain did

a bottle or can of mountain dew that at one point contained the beverage but now contains either nothing or a mystery liquid.

"dude get me a dew."
"Na man. we only got some mountain dids in the trash"

by james blissenbach(dj's friend) April 3, 2009