Michael Scotch

A drink invented by Michael Scott of the television series, "The Office" (the NBC version). It is made of Splenda and scotch. Named by a few of us in British Columbia, Canada.

"Tastes like splenda, gets ya drunk like scotch" - Michael Scott on "The Michael Scotch".

Michael Scotch by Initials LCM March 28, 2009

Michael Hutchence 

Michael Hutchence was the original lead singer of the Australian rock band INXS, from 1977 to 1997. He was born in 1960.

In 1997 he was depressed and killed himself by hanging. One of the best rockstars lost to suicide!
He had a relationship with pop singer Kylie Minogue, but they broke up in 1991 and remained close friends.

R.I.P. Hutch.

INXS were most awesome with Michael Hutchence. Still awesome after he's gone.

Michael Hutchence by Why.Am.I.Even.Here! July 5, 2012

Michael Schwartz 

The act of sticking ones finger up a females butt hole before the person reaches first base.

"Dude you should totally Michael Schwartz her tonight"
"Its our first date"
"That's the point".

Michael Schwartz by Menwithouthats May 1, 2010

Michael Steele 

Someone who feels or exhibits vast self-importance and arrogance when placed in a position of power, simply because of his or her gender, race, or any other irrelevant factor, not because of one's actual intelligence or credentials.

When Bob was elected class president and then spent student funds on a foam party, he really pulled a Michael Steele.

Michael Steele by Courtney Bluehauser September 8, 2010

Michael Myers 

One of the most famed movie murderers, michael myers claimed to have murdered his family, while wearing an unusal clown mask, yet his sister survived, which started this mass killers neverending drive to find her, and kill her, along the way killing much innocent lives, michael has been killed many ways, but relentlessly keeps coming back, neverending evil.

"We meet again, michael" - Halloween : Resurrection

Michael Myers by Jason August 20, 2003

Michael Jordan 

If you seriously don't know who Michael Jordan is then you're retarded

You don't know who Michael Jordan is? you're a dumbass.

Michael Jordan by Jeremy Eugene June 4, 2008

michael bolton 

An amazing character from office space who hates his name because of the other douchebag he shares his name with

Michael bolton was amazing in office space

michael bolton by 14 inch cock May 13, 2005