Meat Counter 

When you lick a gooch and the testicles and penis rest on your forehead

She licked my gooch and i put my meat on the meat counter

Meat Counter by Man-duh-panduh February 20, 2019

Meat pocket 

Simply a loose and extremely moist vagina

“I hooked up with this girl last night. She had a meat pocket for a pussy”

Meat pocket by I got eczema March 24, 2019

Meat dunk 

When a individual decides to use his penis as a ball and dunk on the participants face... balls can be included

Hey dude you awake?! Cool let me just 360 meat dunk this in

Meat dunk by Tarzan March 25, 2019

meat swap

when two gals get bored of their sexual partners and swap for a night

rachel and erika got bored of their regular hookups and decided to shake things up this weekend with a meat swap

meat swap by abledick April 27, 2019

meat kazoo 

People who have a deviated septum suffer from the effects of a meat kazoo. After a long night of doing cocaine, when blowing your nose the next mornings and the “Meat Kazoo” starts flapping. It sounds like a combination of nose blowing, and a finely tuned Kazoo player belting out the anthem of the US Air Force, “Wild Blue Yonder”.

“Wow baby, rough night, I woke up to your Meat Kazoo flapping in the bathroom when you blew your nose this morning!”

meat kazoo by SeanPP May 12, 2019

Meat Cameras

Your eyes

Tour Guide: Please focus your Meat Cameras on the Washington Monument please

Meat Cameras by The Body of God June 27, 2019

meat curious 

Either you’re gay or you’re interested in exotic meats

Yeah dude I’m going out later cause I’m meat curious
Which one?
I might be into dudes

meat curious by Graaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiii October 17, 2019