Energy Machine Guns

A crew‑served or heavy infantry directed‑energy weapon that trades precision for volume. It projects a continuous beam or rapid train of low‑energy pulses, saturating an area with thermal and electrical effects. Energy machine guns overheat quickly, so they are often mounted on vehicles or static emplacements with liquid cooling. They excel at suppressing drones, melting light armor, and turning cover into confetti. The sound is less “bang” and more “angry fluorescent light.”

Energy Machine Guns Example: “The energy machine gun roared – not a roar, really, more of a high‑pitched whine that made your teeth ache. It chewed through the drone swarm like a weed‑whacker through dandelions.”

Energy Machine Guns by Abzugal April 10, 2026

Apocalypse Machine

AI or Artificial Intelligence, especially chatgpt and like competitors.

Called so because it will eventually lead to the apocalypse happening because people will no longer be able to think for themselves.

Warren wants to have his work done FAST so we need to use the apocalypse machine to get it done or he's gonna throw a toddler ass temper tantrum

Apocalypse Machine by thenextbojizzle April 29, 2026

Goon Machine Gun

An individual that goons and then has multiple orgasms in quick precise succession. They shoot ropes in a way is rapid and repeated.

I just goon machine gunned like crazy.

Goon Machine Gun by Mitch (Muscleman) Sorenstein June 2, 2026

take the machine 

to look information up using a computer (for instance the internet)

I didn't know your address so I took the machine.

We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?

Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.

take the machine by Pajek April 27, 2006

30 Ton War Machine 

(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.

Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?

Loser: No, are they any good?

Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?

30 Ton War Machine by 30 Ton War Machine's #1 Fan March 9, 2009

Power-nap Machine 

An audio player device which plays back a soundtrack which helps the listener take a power-nap right then.

Thanks for that Power-nap Machine napping experience.... I finally got the rest I needed.

Power-nap Machine by sleeper0189 March 29, 2010

Furby Time Machine 

Pure genius

Furby Time Machine, You poke it and it sends you back in time.

Furby Time Machine by Quacklyn June 24, 2011